29 Bill Cosby Quotes: Funny Reflections by a Former Icon

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29 Bill Cosby Quotes:

 

1. “Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.” — BILL COSBY

 

2. “People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.” — BILL COSBY

3. “Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.” — BILL COSBY

 

“Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.” — BILL COSBY

 

5. “I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.” — BILL COSBY

 

6. “Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.” — BILL COSBY

 

7. “You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who’ve never had any.” — BILL COSBY

 

8. “Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.” — BILL COSBY

 

“Gray hair is Gods graffiti.” — BILL COSBY

 



 

10. “Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.” — BILL COSBY

 

11. “The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.” — BILL COSBY

 

“Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.” — BILL COSBY

 

13. “You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.” — BILL COSBY

 

14. “The weatherman is always right. It’s just his timing that’s off.” — BILL COSBY

 

15. “Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.” — BILL COSBY

 

“The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.” — BILL COSBY

 

17. “Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.” — BILL COSBY

 

18. “It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.” — BILL COSBY

 

19. “The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.” — BILL COSBY

 

“The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.” — BILL COSBY

 

21. “If you speak your mind and if it is true what you’re saying, then I think the integrity of what you’re saying carries through.” — BILL COSBY

 

22. “The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.” — BILL COSBY

 

23. “Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.” — BILL COSBY

 

 “If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.” — BILL COSBY

 



 

25. “A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.” — BILL COSBY

 

26. “When you become senile, you won’t know it.” — BILL COSBY

 

“If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.” — BILL COSBY

 

28. “In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.” — BILL COSBY

 

“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.” — BILL COSBY

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